Did You Know That?

In A Christian Life, The Pastor's Blog on October 4, 2008 at 11:43 PM

While looking through some of my data files tonight, I came across one that was just aching to be put here. It’s a list of one liners about God and our relationship with Him. There might be something here that will make you take a deeper look at yourselves. Please let me know what you think.

25 One Liners about God

1. Give God what’s right — not what’s left.

2. Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — God’s way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma–but never let him be the period.

6. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a faith-lift.

8. When praying, don’t give God instructions – just report for duty.

9. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don’t change God’s message — His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead — It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily — walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride — he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you, controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch, he’ll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men — you catch them He’ll clean them..

25. God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

  1. Hey,those are good. I’ll have to come here when I need a good one-liner.

  2. Come as often as you want. There’s tons of stuff I want to share with people, and this is just a beginning.

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